Apparently I have a mixed drink named after me. I just found this recipe for the Belligerent Monkey.
Ingredients to use: 3 beers
5 shots of vodka
Directions: Put 3 beers in a pitcher. Add Vodka until it looks good then pour water mixed with "Country Time" Lemon Berry Sippers" Mix well and drink.
That sounds absolutely awful. As the Belligerent Monkey, I officially reject that recipe in favor of my own.
Ingredients to use: 1 bottle of whiskey
4 cubes of ice
Directions: Put 4 cubes of ice in a glass. Add whiskey. Drink.
Much better. Circle C! Circle R!